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joaquin1527
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"Thou shall worship the FSM and make pasta thy daily sustenance"
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If I were to suggest that between the Earth and Mars there is a china teapot revolving about the sun in an elliptical orbit, nobody would be able to disprove my assertion provided I were careful to add that the teapot is too small to be revealed even by our most powerful telescopes. But if I were to go on to say that, since my assertion cannot be disproved, it is an intolerable presumption on the part of human reason to doubt it, I should rightly be thought to be talking nonsense. If, however, the existence of such a teapot were affirmed in ancient books, taught as the sacred truth every Sunday, and instilled into the minds of children at school, hesitation to believe in its existence would become a mark of eccentricity and entitle the doubter to the attentions of the psychiatrist in an enlightened age or of the Inquisitor in an earlier time.
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If I were to suggest that between the Earth and Mars there is a china teapot revolving about the sun in an elliptical orbit, nobody would be able to disprove my assertion provided I were careful to add that the teapot is too small to be revealed even by our most powerful telescopes. But if I were to go on to say that, since my assertion cannot be disproved, it is an intolerable presumption on the part of human reason to doubt it, I should rightly be thought to be talking nonsense. If, however, the existence of such a teapot were affirmed in ancient books, taught as the sacred truth every Sunday, and instilled into the minds of children at school, hesitation to believe in its existence would become a mark of eccentricity and entitle the doubter to the attentions of the psychiatrist in an enlightened age or of the Inquisitor in an earlier time.
Ray Comfort & Kirk Cameron The Banana Song 2.0
A new music video for my Banana Song (Ray Comfort ft. Kirk Cameron Remix)
Nightmare... squirt in your face!!! Version 2.0, now with flying bananas to help the dancing banana!
Nightmare... squirt in your face!!! Version 2.0, now with flying bananas to help the dancing banana!
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Відео
Ray Comfort ft. Kirk - The Banana Song (Music Video)
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This is the Banana Song performed by Ray Comfort Enjoy LOL I'm a nightmare, Squirt in your face!!!
FSM Pastafarian Pirates
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A Pastafarian's Dream. The pirate ship that sails you to the Pasta heaven where the FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) rules and there are beer volcanoes and stripper factories. RAmen
Joke: Catholic Priest on the Titanic
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This is the joke abou the doctor, the lawyer, and the catholic priest who were on the Titanic when it was sinking.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster Must Be Crazy
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster Messing with a Kalahari Desert Bushman (Khoisan) by giving him an advanced piece of technology, a coke bottle.
Flying Spaghetti Monster
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster creating the Cosmos
Discovery of the Crocoduck
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It's the crocoduck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The last of the sea monster 1:21 Hottest paleonthologist I've ever seen
Toughest Guitar Hero Song Ever (Expert 100%)
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worlds most impossible guitar hero 3 (gh3) song! custom! way to hard to be done in your dreams! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Did I get you guys?
Banana Man
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Banana Man Ray Comfort explaining to his buddy Kirk Cameron why the banana is "the atheists' nightmare"
Banana Man (Watercolor)
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This is Ray Comfort Banana Man DId you spot the crocoduck lol
Ray Comfort Banana Man and Kirk Cameron Epic FAIL
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listen to this crazy deluded shit Bananas are proof of god's existance they're supposedly designed like soda cans Ray comfort, the way of the master, kirk cameron, bananas, creationism, debate, living waters, christian, intelligent design, creationist stupidity Behold the atheists' nightmare.... LOL
FSM Intelligent Design
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In the beginning the Flying Spaghetti Monster created... a video every pastafarian should watch evidence, proof of intelligent design (creationism) creationist FSM gospel church big bang evolution pastafarian deity intelligent agency designer islam christianity christian fundamentalist hinduism Buddhism yahweh beginning of the universe flying spaghetti monster invisible pink unicorn richard daw...
Most Impossible Song On Guitar Hero (Hardest GH Song Ever)
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Most Impossible Song On Guitar Hero (Hardest GH Song Ever)
Best Guitar Hero EVER Mexican Guitar Hero LOL
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Best Guitar Hero EVER Mexican Guitar Hero LOL
Creationism is the epic fail that just keeps on getting more epic. lol!
Every italian's dream
Was that the one piece ship at the end?
Can't wait for the boss to show up lol.
He is mad cause of fake gods may you fake gods believer be saves by his noodley arms
One of the greatest satirical videos of all time. They are such great actors. There are brief moments where you think they're actually serious.
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I See The 🍛🦹And The🍛🌀
This Is A Team
What
I found cal hurt
Crazy
I loved the cloudy of the chance of meatballs❤❤❤❤
Me too
Fake video maked
Read the description.
The tornadoes is spaghetti the tornadoes is coming baby
What is tornado spaghetti
Wow
Yep ya head me
And it’s not I’m the movie it’s fake
Read the description.
Nvm
It’s a twister also known as a tornado not a monster
thank you Mrs/Mr. captain obvious
Thats now what hes talking about stupid
The best documentary I've seen on this important subject.
The Jupiter the Earth red storm
oh is so torando
I'm still convinced Ray was just trolling, but when religious idiots took him serious, he figured he could make a career out of it.
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El alcalde se asusto como vio un tonado horrible una cosa para detener esta cosa fint a pone algo en la computadora luego sa cosa esprotada
Banana man
To all involved in producing this, LASAGNA!
WHY IN THE WRATH OF SPAGETTI MONSTER IS AN SHIT AND UPLOAD MORE VÍDEOS BECAUSE ITS SO OLD. FUCKING SHIT
Cloudy with a chance or meatballs is our apocalypse story lol
mostro volante di spaghetti
Real?
Wasn’t that banana made in the 30’s? Prior to that they were green and hard and needed cooking?
Can Bible offer something tasty like that? No, just flesh of Jesus
Pasta wasn't invented till 4th century
@@spambots235 You mean discovered? FSM is eternal being, has no beginning nor end.
@@sauroman1 dude that word "i am the beginning and the last" that's what our God said
@@sauroman1 "I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End." -Revelation 22:13 Don't say our Bible is just a copy Our Bible is the first before your FSM Gospel
@@spambots235 So oldness of a religion corresponds to correctness? Why aren't you a Zoroastrian?
Nice fake edit
All hail our LORD. Ramen.
That's Fake
Die Monster
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Oi prima
Someone must have used cheap pasta sauce instead of the good stuff.
You're right . R'Amen .
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